what are the most ridiculous requests you’ve ever seen made of assistants?

Next Wednesday is Administrative Professionals Day, so let’s talk about the weirdest or most ridiculous requests you’ve ever seen made of assistants. To start us off, here are a few that have been shared here in the past:

•  “In my first job out of college, my boss asked me to dry his shoes, which got wet in the rain. He plunked them down on my desk and said he needed them dry for a meeting in 15 minutes. I’m still not sure what he expected me to do because at a certain point, only time can dry things. The hard -unabsorbent paper towels from the bathroom weren’t going to cut it. I was a receptionist but in no way a personal assistant.”

•  “I once had an office-assistant-type job at a wedding and event venue. Turns out, my MOST ESSENTIAL duty, which was not listed in the job description and did not come up in the interviews, was to make the GM’s meal-replacement shake at lunch and then check on him every half hour to see if he finished it, remind him to finish it if he hadn’t yet, then wash the shake container and return it exactly to the correct spot in the cabinet. Other work needed doing? If it was in the afternoon, it wasn’t getting done.”

•  “We had a new associate one year who, come to find out, had grown up very well-off and was accustomed to being waited on, and then expected the support staff at the firm to take up where their household staff left off. I don’t even think they were a month in when their practice group chair came and had a chat with them about the fact that their administrative assistant was, in fact, not their personal assistant. For example, the AA would not be picking up any coffee order on her way in (much less the ridiculous one the new associated wanted), nor would she be getting their lunch every day. We also don’t ask our assistant, who sits further from the supply closet than they did, to get up and get them a single pen or two file folders, especially when the AA is working on a deadline filings or client billing. First year associates were generally expected to walk themselves the 10 feet to the supply closet and get their own stuff. The AA would also not be placing all of the first year’s calls, picking up their dry cleaning, nor getting their personal credit card billing issue straightened out.”

Please share your own in the comments.

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